the day eli came to snoopy's

so, eli and i were just chillin' online bitching about life
so what else is new?
and then i was like "dude, nobody should bitch about life on their own..." so i asked her to come to my place
she was hesitant
afraid...
and then she said yes...
silly muffin. so anyway. eli's right here w/ me and we're going to write
THE FIRST
AND NOT THE ONLY HOPEFULLY
TANDEM BLOG!!! *fanfare and drumroll*

eli: what are we talking about first?
snoopy: shit...i donno, we talked about a lot today.
eli: ohh yes. we'll start at the beginning. remember when we were in the cab coming to your house?
snoopy: ohh, you mean the concentration camp.
eli: yes. i live in a fucking concentration camp.
snoopy: but without the gas.
eli: well, dad said he was going to check the gas level before i left...
snoopy: HITLERRRRR!!!
eli: HAHA. *giggle*
snoopy: yeah that was great. children should be allowed to play in the wild where they can be seen, and having fun out in lawns.'
eli: but...they're stuck behind electric fences and concrete walls *sniffle*
snoopy: oh i know...
eli: haha, good times. what else?
snoopy: ooh ooh, THE PRINCESS BRIDE!!!
eli: fucking awesome movie. and you can quote me on that.
snoopy: screw that. no, its a good movie, but screw quoting you. meh.
eli: death cannot stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while.
snoopy: what the fuck. that makes no sense. what the what the fuck.
eli: i know...it sounds great tho...you cant analyze that. no way.
snoopy: hello, my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.
eli: great line.
snoopy: from a great movie.
eli: oh yeah. there is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it'd be a shame to damage yours.
snoopy: too late.
eli: EWWWW!!! aaaagh.
snoopy: what? *innocent smile*
eli: okayy, moving on then...
snoopy: ah yes, bitching about the men. or lack thereof.
eli: ..shut up..
snoopy: its okay, dont feel bad. you'll get your chance.
eli: i suppose i will...i'd rather not have to bitch about anyone than bitch about your multiple men.
snoopy: HEY, not cool. i do NOT concur...
eli: hey, you opened that door. so dont even go there.
snoopy: go where?
eli: um...over there!
snoopy: alright, i wont. i'll take your word for it.


yea it was so much funnier during the moment, like at the time...but it was awesome to finally get my partner over here to the house. oodles of fun, oodles of bitching...and pizza. ugh. so full.

until next time. bye!

<3 snoopy & eli