So, imagine this...

...you're walking down the street, and its REALLY foggy outside...and i mean REALLY foggy. dude, you cant even see your hand in front of your fuckin face. and i know how that is at night...black hand...black night...let me tell ya, its tough stuff...
so its really foggy out and you hear these weird noises. like...FREAKY weird. kinda weirdish moaning sounds, ya know? you walk until the sounds get louder and louder...and LOUDER..................and then you trip over something and you fall flat on your face. face full of mud, you stand up and turn around to see...a couple smiling at you very embarrassed that you just tripped in the thong of the girl that's lying there between her lover's legs. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
so that happened to me once...a long time ago. and it was really scary. i mean, these noises were WEIRD!! well, they were familiar, but since they werent coming from me, they were weird. and ohhh my god, that shit shouldnt be legal for people that ugly. seriously. would you like to be fucking someone with pimples on they ass?? I WOULDN'T!!! yeah, it was foggy out, but those things stuck out like lighthouses on a cliff with a 4000 watt bulb.

well, this was a short post. just to keep all you fans happy. all two of you...Ha...

ELI'S QUESTION OF THE DAY!

where would you rather get caught making out with a guy (please, no homo shit...haha): in the boys locker room in school? or in your mothers bed?

MUAHAHAH. enjoy :)

-snoopy