federal charges

case number 696969

people vs. eliana toscani for blog neglect

how does the party plead? ...no answer?

hmm. i dont know what we're looking for...its just that ive been watching so much law and order that i know how that shit goes. its a great show.

for serious eli, you've been letting your academic duties get in the way for the care of our blog. i've been cleaning up its poop with little word document diapers and feeding it my mind milk. i can't do it all myself you know!!! you claim you're "in the office" when i bet you're cheating on us with other blogs. you ought to be ashamed!!! you dont even pay blog support! you cant watch half of the videos the blog has in it. you arent here to watch it GROW!!! it's going to forget what its daddy looks like! *cries* you better get back in here...

<3 snoopy