'goodbye' to FDR

saying goodbye to FDR is something i've been wanting to do for at least a year and a half. why not go out with a bang and risk losing my diploma right? you only live once. LIVE FOR THE MOMENT!
So, the way I would say goodbye. I would wait until mr. bradley got onstage to do his thingy of the month assembly. and then i'd sneak out quietly, claiming that it was an "i'll-wet-the-chair-and-you-if-i-dont-get-out" situation to get the fuck out of there. and then i'd sneak into ms. patty's office and grab some highly concentrated potassium solid. yes you know like A HUGE ASS CHUNK. then i'd slip into mr. smith's office and place a huge tub of water under his desk, near his PRECIOUS computer where his stupid iPod used to sit. yeah, right there...fucker.
so then...i'd set up this whole little trigger so that when smith pulls back his chair, it pulls the potassium into the water and...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM SHACKALACKALACKAAAAAAAAAA!!!

oh yeah, that'd be a great goodbye present. more like a 'fuck you i'm hightailin' it out of here'. that sounds much better than 'goodbye.' really. i havent a question for you, but i want it to be a good one. hope you liked mah post!!

<3 snoopy