jessie's answer and a tid bit for fun!
"you got a friend in me...you got a FRIEEEND in..." ...oh sorry, singing? yes? no?..no? okay then...no singing..
a disney character ehhh? hmm, I WANT TO BE SIMBA. that's right man...SIMBA is the shit. he's always been my favorite disney character OF all time. sure i'd have to grow lion manly balls but HEY, i get to kill my evil uncle and hang out in a jungle with two guys and NEVER DO ANYTHING..dude, that is so the life
HAKKUNAH MATTATA baby!!!
have you ever noticed that when you walk down the street, a cab going in the OPPOSITE direction always honks at you?? WHAT THE WTF is that?!! seriously man...these stupid cabs, if you're walking in ONE direction, its OBVIOUSLY the direction you want to be going in...NOT in the direction you JUST CAME FROM, otherwise...*looks fom side to side...whispers* you wouldnt be walking that way...=O ridiculous concept isnt it? hehehe.
-Snoopy
posted by .:.§ηοορ¥.:. @ 6:20 PM
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I don't mean to invade this blog or anything, but why the CRAP would you want to be Simba? I understand having the manly lion testicles would be mighty satisfying but don't you think it'll get boring just eating bugs and singing all day? Your bests friends would be a half-retarded warthog and a sexually questionable whatchamacallit.
Personally, I think you should be, and everyone should want to be, this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:LaserPirate.jpg
Why? First of all, he's a freakin' pirate. Second, he has a laser hand.
Pirates + Lasers = Instant orgasm.
I know Captain Hook was a pirate too, but that guy was a pansy--he got his ass beat by a little nancy boy in green tights and his best friend the fairy.
While Laser Pirate may have continually lost to the heroes on the show, I believe without a doubt that in reality, he was just toying with them.
Other acceptable characters include:
-Darkwing Duck
-Donald Duck
-Princess Jasmine
Why Jasmine? Because she's hot.
...
I'll let myself out.
Oh, right. I hate those goddamn cab drivers too.
Those sons of bitches...
how the? what the? lion testicles? Laser ninjas? things are HAPPENING in this blog.
Laser Pirate Ninjas are all the vogue on the internets
Simba's life is too traumatic for me. But being a lion would be cool.
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